CITY'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna imagine this! Our very own smooth-talking rogue just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's Confidence Trick News got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the jewelry store clean, making off with a pile of dough. The police are chasing leads, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their nets. Word on the s